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POROQ LABS // LEGAL
consumer metaphysics division · legal

Terms, Plausibly

The fine print, in the house voice. It is, despite the tone, substantially true — which is more than can be said for the instruments.

effective 2026 · longmont, colorado
01no warranty — the honest part

The instruments are sold as objects, not as functioning apparatus. The Reduction reduces numbers; it does not foretell them. The Witness reports real data from public feeds; it does not interpret that data, and its “field coherence” is a designed aesthetic, not a measurement of anything supernatural.

Nothing on this site is advice — financial, medical, legal, astrological, or otherwise. Accuracy is not guaranteed. Vibes are.

02privacy

The Observatory reads public data from third-party feeds directly in your browser. We set no tracking cookies, run no advertising networks, and store nothing about you on our servers.

If you email us, we keep your message so that we can reply to it. That is the entire arrangement.

03third-party data

Live readings draw on NOAA Space Weather Prediction Center, the U.S. Geological Survey, alternative.me, and the drand “League of Entropy” beacon. Their data belongs to them and is used under their respective terms.

We are grateful for all of it, and slightly suspicious of all of it.

04intellectual property

All rights plausibly reserved. The poroq marks, the p·q device, instrument designs, and the copy on this site are the property of poroq labs. Open-source portions are licensed as stated in their repositories.

05orders & returns

Physical instruments may be returned within 30 days in original condition for a refund. Made-to-order items are final. Shipping and any applicable tax are calculated at checkout.

06governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Colorado, United States, where the Division keeps its bench.

07changes

These terms may change as the field demands. The current version always lives at this address. Questions go to [email protected].